Jokes: Men Happier than Women

- We keep our last name.
- Choholate is just another snack.
- We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
- Wrinkles add character.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
- One mood, ALL the time.
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- We can open all our own jars.
- We can get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
- Everything on our face stays its original color.
- Three pairsof shoes are more than enough.
- We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
- The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
- We dont have to shave below our neck.
- Our belly usually hides our big hips.
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all season.
- We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.